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Yang 2020: Humanity First

Andrew Yang, the candidate:

Like Marianne Williamson, Andrew Yang is not a politician. Yang has worked as a corporate lawyer and entrepreneur, and that, he argues, has provided him a unique vantage point to study and understand the economy. From his campaign website:


I’m Andrew Yang, and I’m running for President as a Democrat in 2020 because I fear for the future of our country. New technologies – robots, software, artificial intelligence – have already destroyed more than 4 million US jobs, and in the next 5-10 years, they will eliminate millions more. A third of all American workers are at risk of permanent unemployment. And this time, the jobs will not come back.

Yang's fear for our economic future forms the basis for his big policy proposal: Universal Basic Income (UBI). Yang has positions on a large variety of other political and economic policies, but he is only truly running on UBI. He is proposing to give every American over the age of 18 $1000 dollars per month, no questions asked, that would be funded by a new Value Added Tax on corporations. 

He explains why he is so passionate about this policy in stark terms. From his website:


Andrew Yang wants Universal Basic Income because we are experiencing the greatest technological shift the world has ever seen. By 2015, automation had already destroyed four million manufacturing jobs, and the smartest people in the world now predict that a third of all working Americans will lose their job to automation in the next 12 years. Our current policies are not equipped to handle this crisis. Even our most forward-thinking politicians are unprepared.
As technology improves, workers will be able to stop doing the most dangerous, repetitive, and boring jobs. This should excite us, but if Americans have no source of income—no ability to pay for groceries, buy homes, save for education, or start families with confidence—then the future could be very dark. Our labor participation rate now is only 62.7% – lower than it has been in decades, with 1 out of 5 working-age men currently out of the workforce. This will get much worse as self-driving cars and other technologies come online.
Thus, I will not include the traditional top-5 list of policy positions for Yang, because he is the UBI candidate. That is all you need to know. On to the cocktail!

Our discussions of how best to distill the essence of Yang's candidacy in a boozy drink centered around the idea of robots taking jobs away from hard-working Americans. But how to present that idea in drink form? Brandon suggested robot oil. My brain immediately went to Futurama:



But we can't use actual oil in a cocktail, so we went with chocolate!

Andrew Yang, the cocktail:


First, drizzle chocolate syrup on the inside walls of a pint or hurricane glass. Then add:

4 scoops chocolate ice cream
2 ounces of bourbon creme
1 & 1/2 ounces dark creme de cacao
1 ounce amaretto
1 cup ice

To a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into the glass. Sprinkle with metallic and black and white sprinkles. Garnish with a $1000 UBI allowance. Sip and enjoy!

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